so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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