no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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