Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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