This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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