So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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