i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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