Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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