I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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