Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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