Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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