Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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