ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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