I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I just blew my weed a kiss
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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