belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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