remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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