these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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