Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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