so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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