You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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