Don't make out with my wife yet
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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