He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
