Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I want a musical about memes.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
