is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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