i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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