This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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