i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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