In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I love black thongs
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She swung at the pinata with crutches
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
