i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
