I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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