i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Randomize
