at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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