what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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