i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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