i'm lost and i look like a hooker
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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