let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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