Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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