Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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