Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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