I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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