i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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