So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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