Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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