is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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