so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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