Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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