Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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