i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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