The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
