Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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