In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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