let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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